Hipster Kid Extraordinaire
I'm Crysta. I'm fifteen. I'm awesome. I like One Direction. End of Story.
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(via alexgaskank)
i am three years behind in my math homework
(Source: frowl, via thelaughingmango)
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
(via alexgaskank)
im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button
(Source: 538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi, via alexgaskank)
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
(via shit-myteachersays)
MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME
A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING
AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT”
I AM A PROPHET
(via laughbitches)
things that everyone can agree on
- the earth is round
- dinosaurs are sick as hell
- scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
(via officerturner)
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via horologists)
(Source: bennywhistleswhileheworks, via officerturner)
